MISSION CONTROL · DEPARTMENT OF GLORIOUS FUTILITY

Welcome to Humankind's Ultimate Exercise in Futility

Together, the whole internet is shuffling one deck of cards until we match it perfectly. Mathematics says no. We say: hold my cards.

LIVE MISSION STATUS: ONGOING. Humanity is shuffling as one. Mathematics remains undefeated.

GLOBAL ATTEMPTS

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0 successful matches in human history.

(global figure simulated, much like your chances)

Humanity's Progress Bar

Progress bar not to scale. Nor could it ever be.

The Holy Grail Sequence

fixed forever · the same deck for every human

The Challenger (Deck 2)

✓ = same card, same position

Live Shuffle Log

newest first · last 200 kept · click a deck to expand

AttemptDeckMatchedTime
★ Personal Best: none yet. The bar is on the floor.

Mission Control

SESSION
0
ALL-TIME
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BEST MATCH
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AVG MATCHES ⓘ
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MATCH DISTRIBUTION (THIS SESSION)

your shuffles   what math predicts

ESTIMATED TIME TO SUCCESS

Shuffle at least once to calibrate the despair.

ACHIEVEMENTS

How Hopeless Is This?

YOUR ODDS PER SHUFFLE

1 in

AS A PERCENTAGE

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